Lot: CBE182
Packaged: January 10th 2024
THC: 83%
Terpenes: 1.8%
Lineage: Trainwreck & Hawaiian
Weight: 1.2g
Ripping into this deep blue bag from Pura Vida Legacy, lets out this sweet fruit cocktail smell, with that tropical note taking lead 🤤🍍
Very hard to believe its only 1.8% with a smell that delicious 🍹
Inside the bag you have 1.2g of Pineapple Express shatter, neatly tucked inside some folded parchment 🤗
Tried to be as safe as possible with this one, but it came out as 2 large pieces, with some smaller shards 💁🏽♂️
It's a golden slab of sunny delight 🌞
Looking more like slices of Jurassic amber, you half expect to find a prehistoric mosquito trapped inside🦖😂
Time to dab it 🔥
None of that odd sticky lungs kind of feeling you usually get with other shatters 👍🏽
The taste 🤤
It's cool, subtly sweet, and refreshingly smooth 😮💨
The pineapple essence gently unfolds, mingling with a hint of crisp citrus that tickles the taste buds without overwhelming them.
Now, turning up the heat ( or "ripping it red" ) transforms the flavour profile from a gentle breeze to a tropical storm! 🌩️🌊
The sweetness intensifies, giving way to a deeper, more robust pine and earthy taste, like grilling pineapples over a campfire—smoky, sweet, and totally intense 🤯
It hits like a full on sativa 🏃🏽♀️💨
It's like firing a shot of espresso directly into your veins, but, like, in a good way 🤪
Expect to feel buzzy, alert, and ready to paint, write, dance, or even organize your spice rack at 2 AM 🤣
It's all the energy without any of the jitters, or the bad vibes and paranoia. It steers you where you need to go👍🏽
You’ll be uplifted, euphoric, and likely won’t stop talking about "that one time..."
Perfect for daytime use, whether you’re hitting a music festival, needing inspiration for creative projects, or just wanting to be the life of the party at your next brunch 🕺🏽
It's your co-pilot when you need to sparkle at social events or when you're tackling that creative project you've been putting off 😜
Not recommended for chill Netflix nights unless you plan to watch the entire series in one sitting because, let’s be real, who needs sleep when you have Pineapple Express? 🤘🏽⚡🚀
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