Lot: CBE182
Packaged: January 10th 2024
THC: 83%
Terpenes: 1.8%
Lineage: Trainwreck & Hawaiian
Weight: 1.2g
Ripping into this deep blue bag from Pura Vida Legacy, lets out this sweet fruit cocktail smell, with that tropical note taking lead đ¤¤đ
Very hard to believe its only 1.8% with a smell that delicious đš
Inside the bag you have 1.2g of Pineapple Express shatter, neatly tucked inside some folded parchment đ¤
Tried to be as safe as possible with this one, but it came out as 2 large pieces, with some smaller shards đđ˝ââď¸
It's a golden slab of sunny delight đ
Looking more like slices of Jurassic amber, you half expect to find a prehistoric mosquito trapped insideđŚđ
Time to dab it đĽ
None of that odd sticky lungs kind of feeling you usually get with other shatters đđ˝
The taste đ¤¤
It's cool, subtly sweet, and refreshingly smooth đŽâđ¨
The pineapple essence gently unfolds, mingling with a hint of crisp citrus that tickles the taste buds without overwhelming them.
Now, turning up the heat ( or "ripping it red" ) transforms the flavour profile from a gentle breeze to a tropical storm! đŠď¸đ
The sweetness intensifies, giving way to a deeper, more robust pine and earthy taste, like grilling pineapples over a campfireâsmoky, sweet, and totally intense đ¤Ż
It hits like a full on sativa đđ˝ââď¸đ¨
It's like firing a shot of espresso directly into your veins, but, like, in a good way đ¤Ş
Expect to feel buzzy, alert, and ready to paint, write, dance, or even organize your spice rack at 2 AM đ¤Ł
It's all the energy without any of the jitters, or the bad vibes and paranoia. It steers you where you need to gođđ˝
Youâll be uplifted, euphoric, and likely wonât stop talking about "that one time..."
Perfect for daytime use, whether youâre hitting a music festival, needing inspiration for creative projects, or just wanting to be the life of the party at your next brunch đşđ˝
It's your co-pilot when you need to sparkle at social events or when you're tackling that creative project you've been putting off đ
Not recommended for chill Netflix nights unless you plan to watch the entire series in one sitting because, letâs be real, who needs sleep when you have Pineapple Express? đ¤đ˝âĄđ
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