Lot: MMM012-2
Packaged: October 30th 2024
THC: 30.05%
Terpenes: 2.27%
Lineage: Kush Mints x Alien Cookies
Weight: 14g
The Beast Jar comes in a lime green bag 💚
Inside, you'll find a tightly sealed mason jar holding 14 grams of the good stuff 🤤
It's packed tight with a humidity pack, but in a way that doesn't destroy the beauty of the nugs inside 💃🏽
Twist off that mason jar lid, and it’s like you're transported into some high end bakery 🍰
The first whiff is a decadent swirl of sugary creaminess, almost like actual melted marshmallows, toasting to perfection ☁️😋
There’s a slight mint and gassy undertone that cuts through the sweetness, keeping it balanced 🧘🏽♂️
These Marshmallow Milk buds are dense, and frosted like a tree after the first big snowfall ☃️
Shades of lime green with some dark purples peek through.
Breaking them apart will cause your fingers will stick together like you've been making s'mores 😂
This cultivar is crafted by the legendary breeder Capulator 🫡
If the name rings a bell, that’s because he is the mastermind behind the iconic MAC (Miracle Alien Cookies), and is renowned in the cannabis world for developing strains that are not just potent but also rich in unique terpene profiles 🤩
The collaboration between breeders like Capulator and brands like VOLO ensures that small-batch, high-quality cannabis strains like Marshmallow Milk continue to shine, and help establish a benchmark for higher end cannabis 🧐🎩
Grinding this up, the dense nugs fluff up nicely, releasing even more of that creamy, minty goodness 😁
It’s sticky enough that you might need to scrape some off your grinder, but the end result is pure perfection for rolling 👌🏽
Time to light this up 🔥
The smoke is smooth—none of that harshness that makes you question your life choices 😂
That creamy sweetness from the initial smell carries through, with a minty coolness that lingers on your palate 💁🏽♂️
Enjoying this in a pre-roll definitely gives you some high class boss vibes 😎
From the first inhale, you’re hit with a creamy sweetness that feels as indulgent as a sip of vanilla milkshake 🥛
As you hold the smoke, that minty-coolness sneaks in, like a refreshing breeze on a warm day.
On the exhale, subtle earthy undertones come through, grounding the sweetness and adding a satisfying complexity to the profile 😋
What I found that truly sets this cultivar apart is how smooth the smoke is🤯—no harsh coughing fits or that scratchy throat that makes you regret rolling up 🥰
Instead, each puff is velvety, clean, and so full of flavour.
As the joint burns down, the gassy notes start to shine, giving the tail end of the session a bold, slightly spicy finish ⛽😮💨
It’s a layered experience, keeping your taste buds entertained all the way through 😁
It feels like an indica 💁🏽♂️
The high starts off deceptively light, with a euphoric buzz that feels like your brain just upgraded to 4K Ultra-HD 🤓
Thoughts flow freely, and a gentle wave of happiness washes over you, giving you a sense of clarity and focus 😮💨
It's a bit of a creeper, next thing you know, you’ve been body-checked into full-on relaxation mode 🫠
Moving? Optional.
Blinking? Barely necessary.
It's not a couch-lock, it’s a royal decree to stay put and let the world handle itself for a while 👑
Marshmallow Milk the kind of strain that delivers heavy, luxurious relaxation without compromise, or burn out 😁
This strain is perfect for diving into the new that new season of Fortnite with heightened focus and buttery reflexes 🎮🤓
Or, if gaming isn’t your scene, its equally great when throwing on the latest true-crime or alien's exist documentary, and sink into the drama 😊
Beast Jars: Marshmallow Milk by VOLO is for the connoisseurs out there 🧐
From the smell to the taste to the effects, it’s a masterclass in luxury cannabis, and worth getting your hands on✌️
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